Fate
If I was supposed to stay in Minneapolis, my life would be a lot more complicated right now.
This whole move thing is proving too easy to do (knock on wood).
I'm beginning to think there is a reason for that.
-Tom, who's tempted to start quoting The Matrix ...because I am a giant dork.


Here's the only advice I can give about this crazy buisness...sleep with as many people as you can. Male or female, it doesn't matter. The kinkier their fetishes the more important they probably are. I am a perfect example why my career has gone no where. I've slept with only one Production Assistant and a Grip. Let's just say the Grip had really rough hands.
Keep up the good work out there...let me know if you've got any upcoming projects.
Andy
Right now, they are temporarily quarantining me in Tennessee to see if I can adjust to non-arctic climes.