Always Carry A Manila Folder
Hey, if you're headed down to the commissary for your afternoon cup of coffee and a pack of Twizzlers (or happen to swing by a better news stand) pick up the latest issue of TIRED magazine, the journal of modern office culture.
It just might feature someone you know.
-Tom, who says: Reason #7 is "making spoof magazine covers marketing materials."
And I thought I was white.
On the other hand I have to wonder whether I've seen this guy before. That shirt looks really familiar.....
I was going to call you Doctor Wood but I figured Tom might think I was referring to him as I believe that is his porno name.
It was after dinner and everyone was sitting around drinking coffee, etc. A couple of the pre-teens were at a computer surfing Youtube. I wandered over to see what they were up to and innocently asked, "So have you guys ever heard of "Fear of Girls"?
The knew all about it and I was the coolest uncle in the room when I told them I knew you. Thanks, bud.
Elee - I only got to level 42. I'm a little disappointed in myself. On the other hand, some impoverished person somewhere is now 240 grains of rice richer because of my copious amounts of unstructured free time. If I were really dedicated, I could probably feed a small tribe in sub-Saharan Africa.
Pete (AGAIN? WTF!) - According to the rule of "first pet's name, home street" my porno name is "Stripe East". ...That's what I get for letting my brother name the rabbit.
Dave - If that really makes you cool among teenagers, I should be living off the royalties from my official Doug Douglason "Whack A Player" Facebook application right now.
so according to you, my porn name must be muffin highway.
is that good or bad?
juice
That can't be right.