The Gentleman Caller
Led by Bad Horse, the Evil League of Evil is the most prestigious cadre of super-villains on the planet.
But The Gentleman Caller does not want to enter into the full league, just one very specific part of it.
Another entry in the Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog DVD contest.
Link! -Tom, who thinks this may just be his creepiest blog post ever. On the other hand, he's not done with his contest entries.

b) I pray now that I am run over by a bus so that I can end my life on the happiest possible day.
Do you memorize these, Tom? Impressive.