Random Facts

Some people keep a journal, I've decided to keep a scientific log of data elements to determine trends as they occur in my life.

Here's what I've discovered so far:

VH1 Reality Shows, In Order Of Descending Integrity:

1. Celebrity Rehab With Dr. Drew
2. The Pickup Artist 2
3. Scream Queens
4. Real Chance of Love

Number Of Nights You Plan To Fall Asleep On The Couch: 0
Number Of Nights You Actually Fall Asleep On The Couch: 7
Number Of Days You Wake Up With A Stiff Back: 7

Percentage Of Statisticians Who Claim "Correlation Is Not Causation:" 100
Percentage Of Statisticians Who Wake Up With A Stiff Back: 92

Objects Occupying Your Dining Room Table, In Order Of Frequency:

1. Unopened Mail
2. Opened Mail
3. Stamps
4. Loose Change
5. Polyhedral Dice
6. Car keys
7. Wallet
8. Anything related to dining.

Odds, In Any Given Day With Two Auditions, You Will Be Given The Instruction "Go Ahead, Touch His Hair": 1-in-2
Odds That Instruction Will Be Followed By "Okay... Less Hair Touching": 4-to-1

Number Of Servings In One Pint of Whole Cream: 32
Number Of Calories Per Serving: 50
Number Of Calories In 1 Quart Of Homemade Ice Cream, Prepared with Whole Cream: 6
Number Of Times The Magic Calorie Fairy Dances The Magic Calorie Dance Around Your Ice Cream Maker: 1,594

-Tom, who didn't realize how much work it was going to take to put The Little Details in trivia format. Lesson learned.