Billy James - Teetotaling
The last of the New Wave Cowboy Poets ruminates on the etiquette of drinking and indulgence.
Also embedded after the cut.
-Tom who can't divorce the word "teetotaling" from the mental image of WC Fields. Apparently I am 96 years old.

I'll let you draw the line whether it's absurd or moving, I just write the stuff and read it.
Less Spinal Tap, more Andy Kaufmann I suppose.
Channeling a sociopathic Fred Rogers.
On horseback.
YOU are Billy James???
I'm also Alton Brown.