Tastes A Little Weak
Some things in life are like that last cup of grounds in the coffee maker -- you can only rebrew them so many times.

-Tom, who thinks the trick is figuring out which is which.
Some things in life are like that last cup of grounds in the coffee maker -- you can only rebrew them so many times.

-Tom, who thinks the trick is figuring out which is which.
BREAKING: iPhone 4 Self-Bricking!!!
Krunk's Next Victim said: The good news is you can buy one with a "Zero interest, no payment" loan until 2013, and t...
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BREAKING: iPhone 4 Self-Bricking!!!
Wiz of MPLS said: Did you get the <del>eye...</del>iOpener with that? A required accessory.
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BREAKING: iPhone 4 Self-Bricking!!!
Dave M. said: I've heard that if you hold the iPhone with a "bumper" - i.e. beer cozy - you won't experi...
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Can I Get A Tray For That?
snoops said: Plus, if you're like me, you're gonna get tangled up in some bitch's leash...
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Can I Get A Tray For That?
Paul said: When Starbucks turns off the free wireless access, the other man will leave.
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Which explains the diner scene in When Harry Met Lommel.
We are talking about fame, right?
Also, how exactly does one go about faking fame? Do you walk around in public pretending you're on the phone with Will Smith?
Are you busy faking being at auditions? Or are you busy faking flying your lear jet? Or are you busy faking being in re-hab for drug addiction?
Feeling low-grade miserable, but alive.
Thanks for checking, though.