Can I Get A Tray For That?
Two men enter Starbucks, one man leaves.

-Tom, the guy in the back busing tables.
Two men enter Starbucks, one man leaves.

-Tom, the guy in the back busing tables.
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Dave M. said: Is that what Spam is? Ham that's been put through a filter?
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Paul said: If my spam folder is empty, does it mean that I have nothing unimportant in my life.. or.. more like...
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Half-Caff
Burk said: What if you slap a man with a fish?
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Oddsmosis
Dave M. said: Yay nerds!
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El Jaspero said: Uhm...you're -wondering- where you're going to find parts for a cyclops costume? TURN YE NOT AWAY F...
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Or maybe I'm thinking of Richard Pryor in Brewster's Millions.
Either way, if the two dogs you are walking at the dinner party happen to have tramp stamps, don't collect 'em. You may also need to restrict your use of the word "fancy."