That's What She Said

Actual quotes from actual women actually messaging me.

All taken totally out of context.

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Just In Time For The Holidays

Hey, if you're planning to visit relatives this holiday season or feeling nostalgic and want to attend a midnight mass for Christmas, swing by your local Christian bookstore or better news-stand and pick up a copy of Lapsed Catholic magazine.

It might just feature someone you know.

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Steal This Magazine

Hey, if you're out getting a tune-up for your flying car or comparison shopping the latest in wrist-mounted plasma blasters, pick up a copy of Modern Supervillain.

It might just feature someone you know.

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That Reminds Me...

If you're out having that sore looked at, or maybe experiencing a really painful and explosive bowel condition, why not stop and pick up a copy of TMI magazine.

It might just feature someone you know.

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Meet The Press

Hey, if you're out picking up groceries this week and happen to swing by a better news stand, treat yourself to a copy of Soundbites magazine.

It might just feature someone you know.

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iStatus

Hey, if you're out pricing 8 gigabyte flash drives at Best Buy this weekend and you happen to swing by a better news stand, pick up the latest issue of iPhone Envy magazine.

It just might feature someone you know.

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The King Is Back

Hey, if you're out bargain hunting at the thrift store this weekend and you happen to swing by a better news stand, pick up the latest issue of Ill-Tended Campfire.

It just might feature someone you know.

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Why Buy The Loaf

Hey, if you're driving around today listening to Robert Siegel interview some Acholi folk chorus from Uganda and you happen to swing by a better news stand, pick up the latest issue of Public Radio Freeloader.

It just might feature someone you know.

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Making The Cut

Hey, if you decide to take an extra five minutes for lunch today and happen to swing by a better news stand, pick up the latest issue of Modern Eunuch magazine.

It just might feature someone you know.

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As A Side Note

Hey, if you're out running errands today and happen to swing by a better news stand, pick up the latest issue of Useless Trivia magazine.

It just might feature someone you know.

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