Coffee Through The Ages
To appropriate an old saying: If Mohammed won't come to the Starbucks, the Starbucks must come to Mohammed.
Greet Each Customer Promptly
Sometimes etiquette just gets in the way of the truth.
Next In Line, Please
Life can be counter-intuitive. Sometimes when you're in a hurry to order your coffee, it's quicker to skip the drive-thru and go inside.
Drink Less Coffee
Caffeine may boost your metabolism, but it also erodes your willpower.
Thousands of Locations To Serve You
Bits of wisdom are like chain-store coffee shops: They're everywhere, you just have to look for them.
Today's Special
A customer serves one purpose: To give you their money. It doesn't matter if they can answer that little trivia question by the drink station, as long as their credit card goes through.
Pumpkin Spice Latte
I'm saving you money with free advice, so why not treat yourself to a $4 cup of coffee?
Our Weekly Special
Sometimes getting advice is like getting coffee at a cafeteria: it doesn't matter who made it as long as it's good.
Do You Have A Rewards Card?
Advice is like coffee, just because there's some bad stuff out there doesn't keep people from drinking it.
