Just In Time For The Holidays
Hey, if you're planning to visit relatives this holiday season or feeling nostalgic and want to attend a midnight mass for Christmas, swing by your local Christian bookstore or better news-stand and pick up a copy of Lapsed Catholic magazine.
It might just feature someone you know.
Steal This Magazine
Hey, if you're out getting a tune-up for your flying car or comparison shopping the latest in wrist-mounted plasma blasters, pick up a copy of Modern Supervillain.
It might just feature someone you know.
That Reminds Me...
If you're out having that sore looked at, or maybe experiencing a really painful and explosive bowel condition, why not stop and pick up a copy of TMI magazine.
It might just feature someone you know.
Meet The Press
Hey, if you're out picking up groceries this week and happen to swing by a better news stand, treat yourself to a copy of Soundbites magazine.
It might just feature someone you know.
iStatus
Hey, if you're out pricing 8 gigabyte flash drives at Best Buy this weekend and you happen to swing by a better news stand, pick up the latest issue of iPhone Envy magazine.
It just might feature someone you know.
The King Is Back
Hey, if you're out bargain hunting at the thrift store this weekend and you happen to swing by a better news stand, pick up the latest issue of Ill-Tended Campfire.
It just might feature someone you know.
Why Buy The Loaf
Hey, if you're driving around today listening to Robert Siegel interview some Acholi folk chorus from Uganda and you happen to swing by a better news stand, pick up the latest issue of Public Radio Freeloader.
It just might feature someone you know.
Making The Cut
Hey, if you decide to take an extra five minutes for lunch today and happen to swing by a better news stand, pick up the latest issue of Modern Eunuch magazine.
It just might feature someone you know.
As A Side Note
Hey, if you're out running errands today and happen to swing by a better news stand, pick up the latest issue of Useless Trivia magazine.
It just might feature someone you know.

