You know the situation: For months the drip, drip, drip of the kitchen sink has eaten away at your sanity, building layer upon layer of scaly guilt on your eco-friendly conscience.
Then, in the very HEART of California's dark winter (It was fifty-two yesterday, people! FIFTY-TWO!!) the hot water began to slowly fail until, like a quickie wedding in Vegas, its steamy embrace dimmed to a tepid trickle.
TODAY is the day we conquer BOTH of those problems, people!!
For I have heard the CLARION CALL from Norma the maintenance coordinator! SHE has HEARD the cries of her tenants, GAZED upon the tear-stained pages of their work requests, and SENT FORTH HER SERVANTS TO RIGHT THIS INJUSTICE!
TODAY IS THE DAY OF KITCHEN SINK FAUCET REPLACEMENT AND HOT WATER HEATER INSTALLATION!!!
Join me as I live blog the precious details of this momentous event.